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Track Name
Weekend
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Album
HOT ASS SUMMER DAY
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Artist
Last Dinosaurs
With her voice she said:
I’d die for you anyday..
My life’s over anyway..
Lets go to the empty park
And talk till it’s really dark
With her voice she said:
I’d die for you anyday..
My life’s over anyway..
Lets go to the empty park
And talk till it’s really dark
(Source: spacejamdvd)
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
this is my son with the dog i just got him
(Source: eyeofwonder)
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
When I haven’t masturbated in a week
(Source: guink)
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
I’d get this just so I could give people penis candles for their birthdaysI would turn everything in my house into a dildo.
I’m so upset right now
what happens if i put someones actual willy in it
will it turn it into the perfect willy specimenI’m assuming you’d turn your steak into ground beef
IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES
(Source: blamblamfever)
reblgo if u want a thai gap like this
on a mission for the Lord
(Source: iheardtheysuck)
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”